she woke up with a sticky ear
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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