We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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