In America we eat man semen.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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