You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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