I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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