I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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