i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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