He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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