we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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