we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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