so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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