is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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