Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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