You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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