My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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