You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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