What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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