everyone is single if you try hard enough
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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