youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
