does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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