Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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