Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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