I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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