i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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