Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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