There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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