How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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