he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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