I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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