i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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