U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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