susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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