I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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