i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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