i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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