how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
