mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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