Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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