i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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