I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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