Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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