this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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