Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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