I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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