dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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