So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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