Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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