Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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