Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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