Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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