how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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