Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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