Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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