K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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