god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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