everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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